13,000 Feet
On Friday, I threw myself out of a plane 13,000 feet above the ground. Well, technically, the man strapped to my back threw me out of a plane 13,000 feet above the ground. If it had been up to me, I...
View ArticleUltimate Girl Truths
Pap smears suck. Or, in the immortal words of Michael Gary Scott, Pap “schmears” suck. Geez, I wish they were Pap Schmears. It would be a whole lot more pleasant if you could get a garlic and herb...
View ArticleFor the Brain and the Belly
Holy bananas. You guys are amazing. Thank you all so much for your supportive words, your amazing input, and your general fabulosity. I read every single comment (twice) on yesterday’s body image...
View ArticleSunshine
I love my blog friends. Like, for real. Love. You guys are all amazing and lovely and hilarious, and I think it’s fabulous. Last week, one of my favorite blends, Amanda, nominated me for the...
View ArticleLabor Day Weekend + The Greatest Photographer Ever
If you live in the U.S. then I hope you’re coming off of an amazing 3-day weekend. If not, I hope your Monday was as not-horrible as Mondays can possibly be. I have to say though, my weekend was kind...
View ArticleAlternatives to Dieting
1. Don’t Instagram pictures of your food. Every Millennial knows that if you don’t Instagram it, the food magically disappears from your stomach. 2. Stop watching The Food Network. Second-hand Calorie...
View ArticleLet’s Chat
I talk a lot. Especially on this blog. Like, a lot alot. It’s kind of sad. I’ve written over 300 posts since I started blogging. That’s a ridiculous amount of me jabbering about random nonsense....
View ArticleIt’s Okay
…If the best workout you’ve had lately is shimming your ass into those skinny jeans. That shit’s no joke. …If you’ve gained three pounds this season, completely from the excess hair on your body that...
View ArticleCosta Rica or BUST!
I made it through finals week. CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH?! (<< totally had to google how to spell that.) And now, it’s time to reward my tired, hardworking brain with a vacation. I mean, I’m really...
View ArticleLong Weekend
Thursday. Since I don’t have Friday classes, my weekend started on Thursday night. We went out and hit the D-town. DO IT BIIIG. Friday. Going away party for Katrina — she’s studying abroad for the...
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